Main Characters Suck!!!!
(a.k.a. the Fawkesies)
   
Secondary Characters United!!!!
(a.k.a. the Dirty Hippies)
Detective Gumshoe

Mizore Shirayuki

Usopp

Shikamaru Nara

Jessie

Golden Age Heroes
(a.k.a. the Has-Been's)
   
American Cartoons
(a.k.a. the Dumb Gaijins)
Lion-O

Eddie Riggs

Aang

Bumblebee

Inspector Gadget

Invader Zim

Those Other Guys
(a.k.a. Those Other Guys)
     
Lt. Cmd. Shepard

Ash Williams

Arthur, King of the Britons

   

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